Thursday, April 17, 2008

joke..haha..wan peanut??

Ah Beng is a bus driver;
one day got this old folks home'pao' his busfor a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue andfrom his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happilymunching away.
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped AhBeng on his shoulder and asked him...Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts...
about20 minutesdown the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'
To make the story short, this goes on for a few moretimes then AhBeng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'
Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanutsleh?'Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

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